Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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