he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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