my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
