i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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