You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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