it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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