oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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