My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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