Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
