Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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