Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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