he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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