i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
The ass gains better be worth it
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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