My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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