My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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