Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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