Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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