The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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