Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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