porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My hand turned me down
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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