Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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