She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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