My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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