I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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