I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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