Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
