check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
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