Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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