Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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