And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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