So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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