Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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