I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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