He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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