(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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