Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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