Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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