Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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