How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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