Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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