He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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