so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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