a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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