did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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