It's a beautiful day for a hangover
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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