Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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