Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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