Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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