real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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