Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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